HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY BRITNEY! Better late than never, right? Yesterday was Britney Spears‘ 27th bday! Dang Sheila, she’s gettin’ up there! When you hit 27 it’s supposedly called the Saturn Returns time of your life. Saturn is back in the same place it was when you were born and mystically it signified whether you choose to maintain your childhood ways or forge forward into adulthood… So I’ve been told. By the looks of Britterz she chose to rock it back to #1… So I guess she’s returning to her childhood, but in a good way. Britterz’ new disc, Circus also dropped on her bday AND she performed live (but still lipsynced) on Good Morning America where Diane Sawyer presented Britterz with her very own 3-Ring cake. The girl with the most cake! P.S. Finally caught For the Record! LOVED IT! Loved seeing Mama Madge (nice cheek implants!) and when Britterz said that Jessica Alba can go to the grocery store but she can’t, I died!

Wow, check out Jessica Alba looking FEE’UZ in her head to toe ruby red ensemble yesterday in Milan. Jessica partied down in Italia with her hubby Cash Warren and Donatella Versace to celebrate her new gig as the face of the 2009 Campari Calendar. Hey Brit, do ya think Jess goes grocery shopping in this look? Nah, prolly not! These hips don’t lie… Chug-a-lug!!!